Unattended Baggage Episode #149: Scientists F-around and find out…Rage Hamsters
Unattended Baggage Show Notes
6/4/2022
Episode #149: Scientists F-around and find out…Rage Hamsters
Adrian’s “hall pass” dream isn’t what he hoped for, Alex Ubers a cringe-worthy white chick, scientists accidentally create zombie rodents, cops use kid’s poor-taste joke for photo op, Uvalde hero mom tells her story, homeless at the gates of Disney, “Jewface” enters the cancel-culture game, Steube gets his gats, and Dems & GOP agree it’s time to assassinate politicians.
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Hour 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-149-hour-67345462
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28 Days Later DFC
Scientists accidentally create mutated rage hamsters
Florida Kids and Minority Report DFC
Florida cops release MUGSHOT of ten-year-old boy they cuffed and perp walked after he jokingly text a friend that he had bought four assault rifles
Being held in jail for 21 days: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10878767/Florida-boy-10-accused-threat-shoot-school-held-detention-center-21-days.html
Florida teen arrested for picture of guns with caption: ‘Hey Siri, directions to the nearest school’
Give me the Guns Eh!!
Canadian PM Trudeau announces legislation to ‘freeze’ handgun ownership, buy back ‘assault-style weapons’
https://www.foxnews.com/world/canadas-trudeau-freeze-handgun-ownership-mandatory-buybacks
Mass Shooting in the School
Feds considering razing, rebuilding Robb Elementary School, state Sen. Roland Gutierrez says
One of the women who ran into Uvalde school to get her kids tells the story
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/v47z6k/uvalde_mother_breaks_her_silence_and_reveals_that/
Blame the gun for this too
Suicide takes more military lives than combat, especially among women
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/05/30/military-suicide-women-sexual-assault-ptsd/
Homeless and Helpless
EXCLUSIVE: Homeless at the gates of Disney: Thousands are living in motels, encampments and even their cars - in the shadow of the 'Most Magical Place on Earth' amid soaring rent prices and post-pandemic unemployment
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10858659/Disney-homelessness.html
Summer Worker Shortage Means Things Will Be Closed. Again.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/summer-worker-shortage-means-pools-camps-closed-11653918501
Ukraine
Russia's army could COLLAPSE amid huge losses of more than 30,000 troops - which Putin believes is a 'price worth paying' for victory in Ukraine, confidential UK report says
Here’s the real story of the Russian lines
Ukraine suffers on battlefield while pleading for US arms
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/europe/2022-05-29/ukraine-battlefield-us-weapons-6171449.html
Russia threatens to wipe out the entire US with just four Satan II missiles in chilling warning over Ukraine
https://www.the-sun.com/news/5460070/russia-threatens-to-hit-us-with-satan-missiles-ukraine/
Jewface
Bradley Cooper’s prosthetic nose in Leonard Bernstein biopic sparks ‘Jewface’ debate
Evil China
'Shoot-to-kill for escape attempts': How Xinjiang Police Fil ..
Hell yes the BITCH was wrong
Treasury secretary concedes she was wrong on 'path that inflation would take'
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/31/politics/treasury-secretary-janet-yellen-inflation-cnntv/index.html
Supreme chaos
SUPREME COURT CLERKS REPORTEDLY CONSIDER LAWYERING UP AS ROE LEAK PROBE ESCALATES
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/05/supreme-court-clerks-roe-leak-probe
If you want to call him out he will return the favor
Port Orchard diner owner defends doxxing folks who reported his opening
AI wars
Advanced image generation AI creates new language scientists don’t understand
“I’m not kidding when I say — I feel less like a ‘coder’ and more like a fucking microbiologist and cognitive behavioral psychologist when dealing with AI training,” said the consultant, who asked to remain anonymous due to the nature of their work. “Neural networks are not ‘code,’ they behave more like Petri dishes. You watch them go and hope you can understand what’s happening as you feed it.”
US Frontier Supercomputer Named Fastest in the World
https://www.nextgov.com/emerging-tech/2022/05/us-frontier-supercomputer-named-fastest-world/367558/
Kill ‘em all
'Distressingly' high level of support for assassinating politicians among young Democratic men
Most Republicans believe in ‘great replacement’ theory
https://www.audacy.com/krld/news/national/survey-most-republicans-believe-in-great-replacement
Gotta Love Steube
Steube shows off his guns, makes solid argument but comes across as a tool
Cool moments in history: This is Lenny Bruce being arrested by Chicago PD for using obscenities in his stand-up routine in 1962. The guy behind him is George Carlin, who happened to be in the audience that night, and got arrested because he refused to show ID. They were thrown in the same squad car together, and Bruce called him a “schmuck” for not complying.