Unattended Baggage Episode #167: Putin in the work and Biden my time
Unattended Baggage Show Notes
Episode #167: Putin in the work and Biden my time
Alex risks his woman’s wrath, Adrian doesn’t take Jefferson’s advice and flies off the handle, we’re not going to “f*** with a Biden” this week because we wanna get high, Trump the Baptist time ReAwakes America, Russians sends “tsunami nuke” sub towards North America, CIA makes a brilliant semi-bluff, airborne machine gun dogs are now a thing, and your sperm ain’t what it used to be.
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Quote of the week
"When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, an hundred."
Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Jefferson Smith, February 21, 1825
Give Credit where it is due
Biden pardons thousands of people convicted of marijuana possession, orders review of federal pot laws
Back to reality
Joe Biden: “No one fucks with a Biden.”
Warrant? Who needs a stinking warrant?
How police can use your DNA to solve crimes without consent
Monkey snuff film
Battle Erupts Over Alleged Grisly Photos of Brain-Hacked Neuralink Monkeys
Russian “boomer” sub Belgorod leaves port carrying Poseidon 2MT nuclear torpedo, capable of creating 1,600ft tsunami off US coastline
Russian gay porn turns into Ukrainian snuff film
Russian MP claims “We will lose this war if we do not launch a nuclear strike on the United States”
Putin confronted by insider over Ukraine war, U.S. intelligence finds https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-confronted-by-insider-over-ukraine-war-us-intelligence-finds/ar-AA12GKaz
Kerch Bridge attacked – possibly collapsed
Dave Smith Breaks Down the Reasons Russia Invaded Ukraine
Zelensky responds to Musk poll with one of his own: ‘Which Elon Musk do you like more?’
CIA playing 3D chess with Putin
Putin confronted by insider over Ukraine war, U.S. intelligence finds
OPEC sides with the Ruskies
Saudi prince erupts at Reuters journalist as OPEC sides with Russia to cut oil supply
Ian Blame Game Begins
Facing a Dire Storm Forecast in Florida, Officials Delayed Evacuation
Florida officials face questions over the late evacuation order in Lee County
NOTE: Evacuation orders were issued for Lee County roughly 36 hours before landfall when the track was still centered on the mouth of Tampa Bay. And if the track was wrong, why aren’t NPR and NYT blaming NOAA?
Florida Republicans face thorny questions on federal disaster aid
North Korea is just crying out for attention like a 13 yo girl (with missiles)
Japan orders citizens to take shelter 'underground' after 'North Korea launches missile'
Children of Men DFC
Study links in utero ‘forever chemical’ exposure to low sperm count and mobility
But I thought you wanted the Ghost Guns?
Man claims he was paid $21,000 for 3D-printed guns at New York AG's buyback event in Utica
Media Sensationalism at its best
Fresh warning as experts say Pacific Ocean closing off to form new supercontinent
Black Mirror DFC
China Pairs Armed Robot Dogs With Drones That Can Drop Them Anywhere
MAGA grifters tour
ReAwaken America Tour
Michael Flynn’s ReAwaken roadshow recruits Army of God
And it is working
A majority of GOP nominees — 299 in all — deny the 2020 election results
Lil Marco pissing off Drag queens
Drag queen featured in Marco Rubio campaign ad calls him a bigot