Unattended Baggage Episode #178: Our bit goes horribly wrong, killing Pele and the Pope
Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering s...
Unattended Baggage Show Notes 12/31/2022
Episode #178: Our bit goes horribly wrong, killing Pele and the Pope
Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering scam, we demand graphic video proof that George Santos is actually gay, and 2023 will be the year of political IDGAF…at least until WWIII starts.
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Year in memorial bit
Dan Quayle - former vice president
Abe Vigoda - iconic actor of Godfather and Barney Miller fame
Barry Gibb - member of the Bee Gees
Pope John Paul III - served for only two days as pontiff
Doris Day - actress and singer since the 1930’s lived to age 107
Slarti Baartfast - Universally renowned environmental engineer, credited with saving Norway’s fjords
John Bon Jovi -
Jackie Chan - actor and martial artist died tragically in a stunt gone wrong
Monica Lewinsky - died of a rare form of toxic shock syndrome
Abe Froman - revolutionized the meat processing industry
Nelson Mandela - Former South African president and Nobel Peace Prize recipient died just last week at his home in Johannesburg
^^^ Scratch this whole bit, and explain why
I told the bit to Ray and John last night and they did not get it and did not think it was funny
Agreed, but that’s not why. I originally had Pele on the list, and I’ve got the pope on there too. They both died in the last 3 days.
So you think that you caused the death by putting them on the list?
And they still think that they are the good guys
At least they say “Thank You” when you do their job
What goes up must come down
Will 2023 be the year of not giving a fuck?
Putin’s body count keeps growing
Lying, Congressional Style
The lies George Santos has told and the stories he has spun - so far: From fabricating family links to the Holocaust, 9/11 killing his mother, working on Wall Street, recovering from a brain tumor, being of Ukrainian-Jewish descent, and starting a charity