Unattended Baggage Show Notes 05/27/2023.
Episode #199: Peanuts and the Singularity
Adrian is training an army of squirrels to defeat AI, Alex yells epithets at kindergartners for his own amusement, the Russian Civil War has begun, D*ckSantis debuts in tech disaster, Adrian and the Washington Post bite on fake congressman’s bait, Canada promotes suicide as solution to homelessness, the Epstein/Bill Gates/Red Sparrow affair, and do you sit or stand to drain the lizard?
Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggage.podbean.com/e/episode-199-peanuts-and-the-singularity/
Hour 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-199-hour-83638630
Hour 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-199-hour-83638640
Why I’m feeding squirrels to prepare for the Singularity.
This fat fuck took my Easter egg and stuffed it in a pile of trash! : r/CoopAndPabloPlayHouse
This fat fuck is literally stuffing his face. : r/CoopAndPabloPlayHousePiece of crap eating nuts : r/CoopAndPabloPlayHouse
Saw this fat fuck on our way to work and we didn't know how to treat him. : r/CoopAndPabloPlayHouse
The Russian Civil War has begun
Reports coming in from both sides that Russian rebel forces with the FoRL and RVC (Freedom of Russia Legion and Russian Volunteer Corps) have captured four small villages in Belgorod region near the Ukrainian border.
Russian Rebels: https://i.redd.it/7mm2r8l06c1b1.png
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1660712639016607753
Putin Supporters:
https://twitter.com/djuric_zlatko/status/1660611736334901250
FoRL says they’re coming for Putin: Freedom Russia Legion ⬜🟦⬜: "Residents of Russia! We are Russians just like you. We are distinguished only by the fact that we no longer wanted to justify the actions of criminals in power and took up arms to defend our and your freedom." : r/FreedomofRussia
Evacuations have begun in Grayvoron and Belgorod in anticipation of rebel advance.
Initial unconfirmed reports of insurgent groups forming in the Urals and Siberia.
Freedom of Russia Legion says they are creating a "demilitarised zone" in Russia
Russian state media: 'Majority' of residents flee Belgorod Oblast villages along border
Inside Belgorod, Russia on Tuesday
Unconfirmed reports that Russian freedom fighters have taken towns in Kursk and Bryansk Oblasts, apparently opening up at least 3 fronts in the civil war
We all knew this was coming
Medically Assisted Suicide is now a solution to poverty in Canada.
DickSantis Runs
DeSantis signs law allowing him to run for president while remaining governor - The Washington Post
DeSantis Allies’ $200 Million Plan for Beating Trump
A United States Congressman actually said this unironically. These people rule over you.
https://twitter.com/RepJackKimble/status/1657054557153705985
“Nearly 25% of American students are in the bottom quartile in reading and the numbers are just as bad in math on standardized tests. What is the Biden administration doing about this crisis?”
(NOTE: This was satire and we fell for it. Fact checking fail.)
Don’t come to Florida while I live here
Carbon credits are a scam? How shocking!
CEO of biggest carbon credit certifier to resign after claims offsets worthless
This headline…
Why would anyone with a penis sit down to pee?
Where in the world are men most likely to sit down to wee? | YouGov
Either there’ll be flowers on the tracks or something getting blown to shit
30 tons of explosive fertilizer disappeared from train after departing Cheyenne
DO. NOT. CALL. THE. POLICE.
11-year-old Aderrien Murry shot by police after calling 911 in Mississippi - The Washington Post
Bill Gates’ Epstein-connected young girlfriend may also be a Russian spy
Crash the White House
Suspect in U-Haul crash into White House grounds ID'd as Sai Kandula
More Church abuse
Illinois report details scale of Catholic clergy sex abuse - BBC News
The weaponization of government comes for those who were there to testify about it
IRS opened Matt Taibbi tax probe on Christmas Eve following ‘Twitter Files’ document dump
Unattended Baggage Episode #199: Peanuts and the Singularity