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Unattended Baggage Episode #254: Vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Alex gives his conspiracy theory on how the WNBA tried to fake the Trump shooting or something, RNC goes full Idiocracy, DNC nominating convention…
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Alexander Snitker
59:59
Unattended Baggage Episode #253: You’ve Been Pwned
Biden/Trump ticket vows to defeat Zelensky, Florida government leaks SSNs & medical records for millions, FBI illegally covers up massive AT&T hack…
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Alexander Snitker
1:00:07
Unattended Baggage Episode #252: Dementia to the Left of me, Dictators to the Right
Adrian and Alex dig into archeological conspiracies, Biden wants pudding before nap time, SCOTUS overturns Magna Carta and Trump immediately promises…
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Alexander Snitker
1:01:01

June 2024

Unattended Baggage Episode #251: The Great Probate Debate
Alex and Adrian aced their cognitive ability test and then beat Medicare with a 6 handicap, Michelle Obama now at 7-to-1 to be the next President, how…
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Alexander Snitker
59:41
Unattended Baggage Episode #250: Great White Buffalo…Calf Woman
Alex goes full Karen, Jackie Gleason gets Adrian banned from Reddit, the Military-Industrial-Phareceutical Complex dis-infos China, Fauci covers up…
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Alexander Snitker
1:00:09
Unattended Baggage Episode #249: What’s the price of 7 million COVID deaths? $1 billion in royalties
NY Post reports Fauci & 260 NIH scientists received over $1B in royalties from pharmaceutical companies then tried to cover it up…and nobody cares, odds…
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Alexander Snitker
59:56
Unattended Baggage Episode #248: The little-known perks of being a coroner
Corrupt judge sides with corrupt DA to convict corrupt former and possible future corrupt President, BLM should teach MAGA how to riot, Bibi says FU to…
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Alexander Snitker
59:50

May 2024

Unattended Baggage Episode #247: At least they’re libertarian enough to boo
Americans remember those who died for our freedom by going through TSA checkpoints, Biden asks Kenya to rough up black people in Haiti because optics…
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Alexander Snitker
59:58
Unattended Baggage Episode #246: Psychopathic Politicians and AI Overlords
Alex learns not to take his crappy car to a fancy dealership, Adrian says “FaQ*, Alex!” and goes on a doomsday rant, a totalitarian politician makes us…
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Alexander Snitker
59:20
Unattended Baggage Episode #245: Hey baby, I’ll be your bear in the woods
Alex slays a Walmart Karen, Adrian gets his hopes up for a geomagnetic apocalypse, DeSantis keeps banning things that don’t exist, Israel threatens to…
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Alexander Snitker
1:00:04
Unattended Baggage Episode #244: Hey Libertarian Party, you got some Cheeto dust on your chin…
Alex is vexed and distressed that Donald J. Von Shitzinpants will speak at the Libertarian National Convention, but Adrian is unceremoniously…
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Alexander Snitker
59:54

April 2024

Unattended Baggage Episode #243: Searching for my saltshaker of death
Alex wants to hang out with the cool beer kids, Adrian uncovers Amazon underwear conspiracy, we’ll have more hurricanes this year because cleaner air is…
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Alexander Snitker
59:49
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